flowergirlrobichiko:

the only acceptable reason

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  • mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
  • me: video gaem
  • mom: no vid game, child.
  • me: money
  • mom: 4 what
  • me: for video gm ae
  • mom: outsmarted agen

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

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the-space-ghost:

If you don’t think space is the tightest shit then you’re wrong

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snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

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areallybigsnake:

wHOA WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED I ALSO DREW THIS WHEN I WAS AWAY

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toastyhat:

I did the lineart, splickedylit colored with our crayons. uvu I colored her feferi too but I guess you’ll have to wait for that. uvu

toastyhat:

I did the lineart, splickedylit colored with our crayons. uvu I colored her feferi too but I guess you’ll have to wait for that. uvu

did-you-kno:

The funeral of William the Conqueror was cut short when his body exploded, sending mourners running for the door to escape the putrid stench.  Source

did-you-kno:

The funeral of William the Conqueror was cut short when his body exploded, sending mourners running for the door to escape the putrid stench. Source

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songofages:

ten-and-donna:

bitchjerkcassbuttidjits:

How do Time Lords even get married or deal with marital problems like

"It’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore! You… You’ve changed, Harold"

"WELL NO BLODDY FUCKING SHIT I GOT HIT BY A BUS SHARON!"

And what if you and your spouse both regenerated while you weren’t around each other?

"Who the fuck are you? This isn’t your house?"

"I fucking live here."

Also I love how sharon and harold are just obviosuly gallifreyan names.

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all-color-absent:

“fuck it” tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions

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kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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inkskratches:

stupid boy
your story doesn’t have a happy ending

inkskratches:

stupid boy

your story doesn’t have a happy ending

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